Teacher: What will you do after growing up?
Student: Facebook'ing
Teacher: NO! I mean what will you BECOME?
Student: Admin of facebook pages ;)
Teacher: OMG! I MEAN wat will you ACHIEVE after you grow up?
Student: Facebook Admin Rights
Teacher: IDIOT! I MEAN what will you do for your PARENTS?
Student: I create a page for them on facebooK. 'I Love MOM & DAD'
Teacher: Stupid! What do your parents want from YOU?
Student: My facebook password!
Teacher: Oh God! What IS THE PURPOSE OF YOUR LIFE?
Student: Facebook but never face your books! :D