5 quotes by Ricky Gervais "The office"

- If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried.
- If you treat the people around you with love and respect, they will never guess that you're trying to get them sacked.
- Never do today that which will become someone else's responsibility tomorrow.
- If work was so good, the rich would have kept more of it themselves.
- Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.



Simplicity of all things is the hardest to be copy.

quote by Sir Richard Steele


Before you can inspire with emotion, you must be swamped with it yourself.
Before you can move their tears, your own must flow.
To convince them, you must yourself believe.

quote by Winston Churchill


We are ready for any unforeseen event which may or may not happen.

quote by George W. Bush


Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties

quote by Erich Fromm

Two apples

If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.

quote by George Bernard Shaw


Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.

Quote by Obama Barack

Looks like work

Opportunity is missed by most because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.

quote by Thomas Edison

Optimist & pessimist

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.

quote by Chauncey Mitchell Depew

Profits & losses

It is a socialist idea that making profits is a vice; I consider the real vice is making losses.

quote by Winston Churchill