Posted by stephen Posted on 9:28 PM
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Lady who goes camping must beware of evil in-tent.
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behi.nd car gets exhausted.
Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
Men who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Men who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Those who live in glass houses MUST NOT hurl stones at any one.(MEK)
Men who fish in other men's well often catch crabs.
Finally , DID CONFUCIUS SAY ? ---------
"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"